you got a fuckin problem officer
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
THAT’S JOSH PECK.
AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?
JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.
the road to success is under construction
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying