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gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

THAT’S JOSH PECK.

AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?

A BOOB.

JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying